marathemara:

iizanimeaddict:

My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.

Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?

You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.

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mattyconks:

zenpencils:

SIR KEN ROBINSON: Full body education

Oh….my… god… this is beautiful…

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evilfuzzle2:

tema-time:

stealth-liberal:

thatpotterguy:

fangpants:

lady-jekyll:

gaminginyourunderwear:

obviously-bored:

sizvideos:

Deadpool vs Comic-Con 2014 - Video

I hope that spiderman was daniel radcliffe

Me too.

FFFFFFFFFucking hate Deadpool cosplayers. They think because they can put on a shit suit they can run around and act like an asstit.

Like 3% of Deadpool cosplayers have a viable personality under the suit

you do know this is D-Piddy right? he asks for consent before he does anything or even records anyone. He’s rlly funny while still being super chill and polite to the cosplayers and i wish more Deadpool cosplayers were like him

you do know this is D-Piddy right? he asks for consent before he does anything or even records anyone. He’s rlly funny while still being super chill and polite to the cosplayers and i wish more Deadpool cosplayers were like him

This is on my dash again, the girl cosplaying Elsa is my roommate, this guy came over to our house and talked this out with her and she agreed to do it and thought it would be hilarious. 

Also, if that was a real groping she would cheerfully grab his balls and squeeze. Trust me.

Oh I’d have kicked his ass if he hadn’t been my friend lol

I love this Deadpool =D

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

the only photo set that actually matters on this stupid website

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breathinginthestarlight:

quirkieness:

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

damn the devil gives out free education on psychology??? i need that way more than i need shitty middle school education. sign me up.

breathinginthestarlight:

quirkieness:

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

damn the devil gives out free education on psychology??? i need that way more than i need shitty middle school education. sign me up.

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rexuality:

but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

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How to Compliment Someone Based on their Sign

  • Fire Signs (Aries, Leo and Sagittarius): Tell them they're awesome. That's it. It doesn't even have to be true just tell them they're the best at everything.
  • Water Signs (Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces): It's all in the little things. Tell them you like their laugh or that they have a cute smile. See them self-consciously playing with their hair? Tell them it looks great. Whatever you say, they'll be walking on clouds all day.
  • Earth Signs (Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn): Be objective. No bullshit for these guys. Whatever you compliment them on has to be something they know to be true, otherwise they'll know you're full of shit. Oh, you think their hair looks pretty? They know they are having a bad hair day. Bonus points if you compliment their work/how helpful they are.
  • Air Signs (Gemini, Libra and Aquarius): Compliment their brains. Seriously, just tell them they're the smartest person you know and you'll have them in the bag.
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edating:

yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more

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remembert0forget:

presidentobarna:

leaf-jelly:

131-di:

illogicalhumanoid:

brickiestsurgeon:

131-di:

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

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talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

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i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

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"anyway, here’s wonderwall"

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tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

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My 14 year old brother talking about Dragon Age

  • Brother: There's this guy called Zevran and he's really sort of persuasive and he will literally shag anyone.
  • Me: Anyone?
  • Brother: Yeah, cos he's like really charming, whether you're a bloke or a woman or whatever- he like takes people off to his tent...
  • Me: And you would know that how?
  • Brother:
  • Brother:
  • Brother: He was very persuasive.
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